One year of Agile Bullshit

Noel Warnell and I started writing about the Agile Bullshit cards. Every week we take 1 or more cards and share our opinion about it.

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• That won’t work here, we’re different (Koen - May 30th, 2023)

• 3 cards related to story slicing (Koen - June 7th 2023)

  • Our stories take about 3 sprints to deliver

  • We can’t finish stories in a sprint, so we’re going Kanban

  • You can’t split that story or it loses its value

• Everything is a Must (Koen - June 15th 2023)

• We don’t test until everything is complete (Koen - June 21st 2023)

• Yeah yeah, but that's just theory (Noel - June 28th 2023)

• We decided to drop our retrospectives (Koen - July 5th 2023)

• Zero slack time / 100% capacity allocation (Noel - July 12th 2023)

• The Scrum Master leads the Daily Scrum (Koen - July 19th 2023)

• Don't worry about policies, let's just be pragmatic (Noel - July 26th 2023)
  (My repost with some extra comments)

• We're agile, so let's not worry about documentation (Koen - August 2nd 2023)

• We can't release every iteration (Noel - August 9th 2023)
  (My repost with some extra comments)

• One backlog for the team and another one for the business (Koen - August 16th 2023)

• 1 story point = 1 day (Noel - August 23th 2023)

• As a DBA I want to... "user" story (Koen - August 30th 2023)

• Detailed 1 year plan (Noel - September 6th 2023)
  (My repost with extra comments)

• Our sprint lengths vary (Koen - September 13th 2023)